The Waddle

I have come up with a little tune to complement and describe the new dance move that is invading the Maxwell household. It is called The Waddle.

My Jamaican (or Caribbean brethren for that matter) might just be able to put a beat to it.

Here it is……… sing along


Dis is de new dance Nikki find again
Around the house and around the bed
The Waddle is the name and the title
Done by all the pregnant people
It’s my fault my wife love it so

Here’s what you do
Push out yuh belly
Like you having a baby
Put yuh hands on yuh hips
Like yuh gonna trace somebody
Throw your head back
Breathe in deeply

Shimmy to the left
And then slide your body
Shimmy to the right
Curse out yuh husband properly
Grab him by the shirt
Don’t injure him bodily
But let him know
Him responsible for your body

Take it from top
New dance Nikki find again………..

That’s all I have. Clearly I have too much time on my hands but you try driving more than an hour each way to work and see the crap you come up with.