Pictures, Picture Frames and Picture Frame Support

Dear Ardent Readers

A development came to me recently that I find most troublesome. Questions of general well being in the past focused on Mommy. But now those questions are aimed more about Baby. Notice there is never any question of how Daddy is doing hence the self diagnosed disorder called DADD referred to in a previous post. But Daddy rationalized this by saying instead of being in the picture or even the picture frame, he will be contented to be the picture frame support. True nobody ever sees the picture frame support but the picture frame does not work without it. But now Mommy has become, as a church lady pointed out would happen, the picture frame whereas Baby is now the picture. And alas, I am not sure I can handle this being the case. The reasons for my worry are outlined below.

Dad’s Attention Deficit Disorder is DADD for short but Mother’s Attention Deficit Disorder spells MADD. Oh boy, this we cannot have. We cannot have Mommy being pregnant and MADD at the same time. So please help me out and let us put mommy back in the picture shall we?

Sincerely
Picture Frame Support

Dear Picture Frame Support,

If Mommy suffers from MADD, tell her to start a blog!