As the pregnancy rolls along (and mommy with it) little things happen that I would have never given thought to otherwise. For example, you actually have to pre-register at the hospital that you want to give birth to. And you need a birthing plan. A birthing plan! Isn’t this a natural occurrence? Well she had a tour of the hospital and met with some folks. Now we have to register for child birth classes. This I dread because there will most certainly be some woman conducting the class who will be very condescending and make every guy in the class feel guilty about impregnating his wife. (At this point I will make clear that not only do I not feel guilty, but I will do it again………you see what I’m saying…………..shooooooooots!)
Oh, this is really cool: There is this thing called stork parking. I never heard of it before but apparently expectant mommies get premium designated parking for mommies that are well................... expecting. That is quite neat. Especially since at Nikki’s job she has to hike what must seem like a gazillion miles from the parking lot to her office. I can’t say that I have seen any such designated parking at places I have been to but then again I was not exactly looking for them. In any event, I suppose Nikki must be happy.
Oh, this is really cool: There is this thing called stork parking. I never heard of it before but apparently expectant mommies get premium designated parking for mommies that are well................... expecting. That is quite neat. Especially since at Nikki’s job she has to hike what must seem like a gazillion miles from the parking lot to her office. I can’t say that I have seen any such designated parking at places I have been to but then again I was not exactly looking for them. In any event, I suppose Nikki must be happy.
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